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What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.








I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

I thought that was Mario from the Zelda movies?

You’re all very wrong, that is clearly Robo cop from Terminator movies.



What the heck is that?


Yeah, you read that right.



And it’s called “Squid Butter” and no, there weren’t any squid involved (besides myself).

So, this is the deal. You can slice it, melt it, fry with it, bake with it, and just eat it straight (if you really want to). This is THE NEXT LEVEL OF VEGAN BUTTER.

The best thing about it? It’s made in house with no preservatives, no palm-oil, and no guilt! It lasts up to 6 months in the fridge and makes everything 10 times as delicious. It has about 1/7th the saturated fat of cow’s butter, no trans fats, no cholesterol, fewer calories, no puss (dairy), no blood, and no harm.

But wait, there’s something even better about this butter— you can buy it! Well, not quite yet, but when the relaunch of The Vegan Squid website goes live, get ready for some seriously delicious (and useful) treats to become available.

There is one thing I ask of you, my totally rad followers, what would you pay for a stick of butter (that actually works)?

Better butter


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